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Name: David
Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 10/10/1984
Gender: Male
Interests: well i'm an out doory/adventures kinda guy,and i'll just finish the rest of this later
Expertise: oh i'm good at all sorts of stuff such as,...?...??..dawm, nevermind.
Occupation: Other
Industry: Nonprofit
Message: message me
Member Since:
3/4/2003
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| FRIENDS WANTED!!!
Well the summer is ending and the school year is about to start.
....ok on with my announcement.
I am in search of a new close friend, or friend. I am getting rid of the old and replacing them with the new.
My current friends have already or will soon be leaving to far away places, such as LA, San Diego, and even Berkley. So I have new openings.
I know there was a lot of u who signed up last year and got rejected, for those who got rejected please do not sign up again this year. You were rejected for a reason unless u show proof of change (such as a form that is signed by at least 20 people admitting that u have changed for the better) and 2 forms of id (just so I know its u that changed and not someone else taking the test in your place.)
For those who have never signed up, I will ask for proof of residency in San Francisco (bills with your name on it along with your address)
You would go through rigorous questioning. So be PREPARED. If u break down during the questioning u will automatically fail. I will make exceptions for those who live in the bay area and want to apply for this job. But only if u are willing to commit your weekends in sf. (I might ask for more, and no we will not hang out in sf all the time)
For those who have any robotic body parts such as an arm that can make coffee, or eyes that shoot laser, or even a microwaveable stomach. U may be eligible to enter in the "friends for life" position. Not many have made it in this category; so don't be ashamed or disappointed. For those who don't make it in this category I suggest u go lose an arm or something and replace it with something more useful like a portable ice-cream maker. Even a fingernail that works like a bottle opener can get u through the door of opportunity, and a better life with me.
now to enter u must sign below and state the category you are applying for.
There are four categories in total.
Friends, CLOSE FRIENDS, friends4LIFE, and enemyship (the moment u make it in this category it is permanent.)
We will schedule a meeting time, and u must bring the following items along with u.
1. Proof of residency
2. License for electronic body parts (if applying for friends4life)
3. Proof of change (if reapplying)
Now these are the things I am looking for in a friend.
1. u must dress well and have a sense of fashion
2. u must also look a bit above decent. ( I just can't hang out with ugly, nor can I deal with them)
3. Someone who laughs at my all my jokes, and DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT LAUGHT AT ME EVERYTIME I MAKE A JOKE. (Some people tend to get this wrong, and now they work at jack in the box.)
4. u must speak English, and your writing skill must be really good, so u can help me with my poor grammar and essays. (Very important)
5. UR personality, I must get along with u, u must know how to entertain when I am bored of talking to you.
6. u must also know how to keep a conversation going.
7. Bring a resume it may save ur life (optional)
Hopefully i didn't miss anything, i will add more if i find that i am missing any more information. the rest is in your hands, u can make your dreams come true.
so sign away.
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| i am !illian and i'm writing for !avid. he's been bumming around our house in so cal lately, so i decided i should relay his latest dumb happenings.
so he comes on thursday night. and i didn't get home till late thursday night. and i walk by his room (because he stayed in the guest room by the stairs), and he was really scared of ghosts and stuff. hehe. what a wussy, huh?! and he said when he first came to our house, he thought of Hogwarts, and he's been reading Harry Potter avidly.
i finally meet him on friday morning, and my sister, Val, takes me and him to newport beach. on the way, david breaks out into song..not those hard core masculine songs, like rap or rock or anything. no, he busts out with some phantom of the opera and kelly clarkson. then when we get to the beach, he's afraid of turning black, so like a woman, he stays under the shade of our umbrella, reading more harry potter. then he shares how he cried when he finished the fifth harry potter book, because he was just so sad that he finished it. (this guy really should keep some of this stuff to himself, eh?) hehe.
and the next day, we got up bright and early. val, me, and david met up with cheryl (one of my good friends) and paul (a fellow gamer) to go to santa monica. we watch russell peters too, so we quote it the whole day. ("hey man. don't we look COOL? aren't ve hip?" and "you can run from us now, but sooner or later, we're gonna hump you.") and it was a long ass drive out to santa monica, plus traffic. so we had to preoccupy ourselves with riddles. which were actually really really fun. (you can ask david what the riddles were, he takes extreme pride in knowing the answer.) we actually went on with riddles all the way to santa monica and all the way back. and then we went to watch the wedding crashers (which would have been his third time watching, and he still giggled like a little girl). and then we ate at benihanas, and then we went back to my house and we played cranium and taboo. so, david was trying to describe the word "finger" in taboo, and he said: "the hand's limbs!" hahaha. and when he had to describe "hamster", he said "it's a little dog!" and it was pretty funny, cuz paul was on my team, and he was giving us hints, and he was like, "what do you always call david?!" and i immediately shout out "STUPID!!" and i got it right. :) hehe. good times. we played till 5:30 in the morning, and then we popped in meet the fockers (when pretty much everyone fell asleep). and then david and my sis are going back up to sf.
so yes, that was our adventure this weekend. it was fun times!! david's sucha dummy, and it's sooooo fun making fun of him!! hehe. | | |
| OMG, i'm excited. for once, my life has become exciting. "WHY?" Because HARRY POTTER IS COMING OUT TOMOROW. i had the book preordered months in advance and finally that time has come. man I need to think of a place where i will first open the book. I’m leaning towards the beach. oh YEAH!! its like I’m loosing my virginity with Harry potter all over again (pls do not take that in a gay way) man I’ll be so sad when i finish reading this book. I’ll have to wait another 2 years. BOOOOO
but another thing to look forward too. NOVEMBER 18!! That’s the day the 4th Harry potter movie comes out. YES!!
YOUR ALL Welcome TO celebrate that day with me. sign up here to win a trip with David to the Harry potter showing. GG
NO JERKS ALLOWED!!! THIS IS a sensitive subject for me!!
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| ok this is an old post by jenn huey. i thought i'd share it. and if u haven't read the last post, pls be sure to do that. i put alot of work in that one.
ps. MIKE HUEY. WHOS UR BROTHA in-law? ME sUcKA
Saturday, September 27, 2003
LMAO -- david cracks me up so much sometimes. . such a strange lil fellow he is. . . .
David La: anyways i think we need a minivan
Jenn Huey: why do you say that?
ILookLikeDavid (1:51:21 AM): well we're having triplets :D
ILookLikeDavid (1:51:35 AM): we need to be more serious about this family stuff now
ILookLikeDavid (1:51:38 AM): jenn
dreamers childe (1:51:54 AM): lol
dreamers childe (1:51:57 AM): you're so funny sometimes
dreamers childe (1:52:01 AM): i thought we divorced!
dreamers childe (1:52:02 AM): I WANT ONE
dreamers childe (1:52:10 AM): OOh, send me that log again
dreamers childe (1:52:14 AM): where you said you need a minivan
ILookLikeDavid (1:52:25 AM): wait wut
dreamers childe (1:52:29 AM): that was juss too funny
dreamers childe (1:52:38 AM): send me where you said, we need a minivan
ILookLikeDavid (1:53:04 AM): u want me to copy that for u?
dreamers childe (1:53:22 AM): yes please
dreamers childe (1:53:24 AM): cuz i closed the box
dreamers childe (1:53:27 AM): so that part is gone.
ILookLikeDavid (1:53:53 AM): David La: anyways i think we need a minivanJenn Huey: why do you say that?1:45 AMDavid La: well we're having triplets David La: we need to be more serious about this family stuff nowDavid La: jenn
dreamers childe (1:54:04 AM): are you usin' dead aim or something?
ILookLikeDavid (1:54:10 AM): no i have ichat
dreamers childe (1:54:15 AM): hms. . interesting.
ILookLikeDavid (1:54:18 AM): its mac
ILookLikeDavid (1:54:19 AM): i have mac
dreamers childe (1:54:31 AM): ah, i see i see
dreamers childe (1:54:32 AM): i forget.
ILookLikeDavid (1:54:33 AM): u can just fix it up
dreamers childe (1:54:38 AM): you even use your laptop at home?
ILookLikeDavid (1:54:43 AM): yeah
ILookLikeDavid (1:55:19 AM): wait u weren't planning to put that on ur profile or soemthing were u?
dreamers childe (1:55:38 AM): . .
dreamers childe (1:55:41 AM): why do you ask?. .
ILookLikeDavid (1:56:17 AM): cuz thats wut u did last time when u found out we were married
dreamers childe (1:56:49 AM): lol
dreamers childe (1:56:50 AM): hahahahaha
dreamers childe (1:56:51 AM): yes. .
dreamers childe (1:56:53 AM): yes i am. .
ILookLikeDavid (1:57:14 AM): i hope are kids take after me and less of u
dreamers childe (1:58:49 AM): lol
dreamers childe (1:58:56 AM): but you married me for a reason. .
dreamers childe (1:58:59 AM): because you LOVE me
dreamers childe (1:59:06 AM): so of course you'd want the kids to act like me
dreamers childe (1:59:08 AM): and look like me. .
dreamers childe (1:59:12 AM): and have giraffe legs. .
ILookLikeDavid (1:59:17 AM): uhhhh
ILookLikeDavid (1:59:24 AM): hey shut up
dreamers childe (1:59:35 AM): haha suckah
dreamers childe (1:59:44 AM): sucks
dreamers childe (1:59:50 AM): can never put everything i want into a profile.
dreamers childe (1:59:52 AM): >:o
dreamers childe (1:59:54 AM): i blame you
dreamers childe (1:59:58 AM): the cheating husband!
ILookLikeDavid (2:00:16 AM): wut u mean everything u want?
ILookLikeDavid (2:00:21 AM): cheating
ILookLikeDavid (2:00:22 AM): HOLD ON
ILookLikeDavid (2:00:29 AM): how am i'm cheating
dreamers childe (2:00:35 AM): i saw you looking at that girl!
dreamers childe (2:00:37 AM): SHIT.
dreamers childe (2:00:41 AM): i want a divorce!
dreamers childe (2:00:43 AM): and i'm taking the kids
dreamers childe (2:00:44 AM): and the car
dreamers childe (2:00:45 AM): and the house
ILookLikeDavid (2:00:59 AM): WE DON"T HAVE A HOUSE YET
ILookLikeDavid (2:01:02 AM): we still live in the car
dreamers childe (2:01:35 AM): no we don't.
dreamers childe (2:01:41 AM): we live at the house your mom owns.
dreamers childe (2:01:47 AM): and she gave it to us as a wedding gift.
ILookLikeDavid (2:02:16 AM): HEY HEY i'm approving with u
dreamers childe (2:02:32 AM): approving with me?. . whatever do you mean ex.husband to be of mine?
ILookLikeDavid (2:02:34 AM): ur starting to love me back :D
dreamers childe (2:02:41 AM): whoever said that?
ILookLikeDavid (2:02:47 AM): ur starting to admit
dreamers childe (2:02:49 AM): I sure didn't.
dreamers childe (2:03:01 AM): admit that i dislike you?
dreamers childe (2:03:05 AM): and divorce you if i could?
dreamers childe (2:03:07 AM): if not for the kids?
ILookLikeDavid (2:03:10 AM): our marriage and love and belongings and kids and blah blah blah
dreamers childe (2:03:10 AM): i've always admitted to that.
dreamers childe (2:03:29 AM): i admit to the marriage. . and the belongings. . but not the love or kids
dreamers childe (2:03:31 AM): THERE IS NOT LOVE
dreamers childe (2:03:35 AM): and without love. . HOW IS THERE KIDS
ILookLikeDavid (2:03:48 AM): u just said
dreamers childe (2:03:50 AM): you've slept in a cold bed every night since i booted you out of my room.
ILookLikeDavid (2:03:56 AM): u were gonna take the kids and the house\
dreamers childe (2:04:02 AM): the imaginary kids.
dreamers childe (2:04:05 AM): and there is a house.
dreamers childe (2:04:08 AM): but it's mine now
dreamers childe (2:04:09 AM): ALL MINE
ILookLikeDavid (2:04:33 AM): well there must be some imaginary love then if theirs imaginary kids
ILookLikeDavid (2:04:42 AM): its ok i imaginary love u too
dreamers childe (2:04:49 AM): hahaha
dreamers childe (2:04:51 AM): i know you love me. .
dreamers childe (2:04:57 AM): but since i won't give back those feelings. .
dreamers childe (2:05:03 AM): you deny it in front of me.
dreamers childe (2:05:08 AM): what type of relationship is this?!
dreamers childe (2:05:11 AM): what kind of husband are you?!
ILookLikeDavid (2:05:16 AM): who said i didn't love u
dreamers childe (2:05:20 AM): . .
dreamers childe (2:05:23 AM): do you love me.
ILookLikeDavid (2:05:33 AM): MAN I"M JUST NEVER GOOD ENOUGHT FOR U
ILookLikeDavid (2:05:37 AM): always demanding
dreamers childe (2:05:48 AM): well shiet, i demand good food
dreamers childe (2:05:56 AM): i demand good taste in husbands. .
dreamers childe (2:06:01 AM): what do you expect?
ILookLikeDavid (2:06:02 AM): WELL WHAT about wut i want
dreamers childe (2:06:13 AM): you got what you wanted
dreamers childe (2:06:16 AM): and that was to marry ME
dreamers childe (2:06:20 AM): that's all you get.
ILookLikeDavid (2:06:38 AM): well i deserve more
dreamers childe (2:06:49 AM): who says so?
ILookLikeDavid (2:06:58 AM): *wow our first argument as a married couple*
dreamers childe (2:07:02 AM): who's been telling you you deserve more huh?!
dreamers childe (2:07:06 AM): . . . . . . . .
dreamers childe (2:07:08 AM): YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE
ILookLikeDavid (2:08:00 AM): well those marriage sessions
ILookLikeDavid (2:08:04 AM): that u never showed up to
dreamers childe (2:08:30 AM): because there was no marriage sessions!
dreamers childe (2:08:32 AM): it's all in your head
dreamers childe (2:08:35 AM): about our marriage
dreamers childe (2:08:35 AM): the kids
dreamers childe (2:08:36 AM): the house
dreamers childe (2:08:39 AM): the ring
dreamers childe (2:08:41 AM): . . .
dreamers childe (2:08:43 AM): the car. . .
dreamers childe (2:08:45 AM): the love. . . ..
ILookLikeDavid (2:09:21 AM): NO ITS NOW
ILookLikeDavid (2:09:25 AM): now its not
ILookLikeDavid (2:09:28 AM): its real real
ILookLikeDavid (2:09:38 AM): no its not*
dreamers childe (2:09:44 AM): . .
dreamers childe (2:09:52 AM): okay. . . sure. . . whatever you say. . .
and here are the comments left by PEOPLE, i can no longer call them friends....bastards.
AHHH !!!! JENN !!! WUT ARE U DOING???!!!
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NO PROP FOR U!!!
Posted 9/27/2003 at 6:32 AM by ILookLikeDavid
major proppage to jenn..but then i was too lazy to read everything..o wells..um hope yur triplets have giraffe legs and davids chipmunk face..HAHAHAHA
Posted 9/27/2003 at 9:57 AM by phrillz_me_up
muahahha....a lanky giraffe-chipmonk hybrid. will they have jenn's big head or david's small head? hopefully they'll get their height from jenn. >:D muahahahaha
Posted 9/27/2003 at 1:37 PM by bubblesan
AWWWWW, u guys are PUNK ASSES,
i have u know chipmonks are HELLA CUTE, HELLA!!!!!
........i don't know about u guys but those triplets are gonna be HOT!!!! HELLA HOT!!!
DON"T BE HATIN...
and NO PROP FOR U!!
Posted 9/27/2003 at 1:44 PM by ILookLikeDavid
ewww that was GROSS puahahahahaha
Posted 9/29/2003 at 6:21 AM by cutigrl
HUEY! wow that was a long conversation and i didnt have the time to finish it but... all i can do it just hope that that conversation was all fake.. jen & david babies running aorund everywhere wouldnt be cute
Posted 9/29/2003 at 10:58 PM by damnnotSONJA
lol you guys are soo funny
Posted 10/3/2003 at 8:22 PM by dreamerschilde
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